Archive for March, 2010
I am getting soooo sick and tired of hearing all the claptrap in the media about ‘Somali pirates’.
For those not in the know, off the coast of the shithole formerly known as the nation of Somalia, so-called pirates rove the Indian Ocean in search of booty and fame, yar! Taking to the Sea in their formidable vessels of war, these sea wolves brazenly and bravely… oh, wait. That’s not quite right.
A bunch of drug-addled east African morons with jury-rigged outboard motors attached to barely pond-worthy bass boats get destroyed on their drug of choice and try to make it past the surf before their boat capsizes and does the world a Darwinian favor. They put-put-put their way out to where the big ships ply their trade, and SOMEHOW manage to take some over, usually from sailors who don’t have any means of defending themselves. We’re not sure how they manage this, as I’m fairly certain they don’t carry boarding ladders on those dinghies (heh heh I said dinghy uuuh huh huh huh).
These are not fucking pirates. These are the east African version of a bunch of idiot East L.A. gangbangers. Please stop calling them pirates. Call them what they are.
Retards who should have been drowned as puppies.
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